Arriving in Bandar Abbas again that afternoon, we checked back into the same hotel as last time, chilled out and got to watch the Champion’s League semi-final between Liverpool and Chelsea. We did our best to ignore the dead-pan Farsi voiceover commentary.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
DAY 145 - SHARJAH TO BANDAR ABBAS
Arriving in Bandar Abbas again that afternoon, we checked back into the same hotel as last time, chilled out and got to watch the Champion’s League semi-final between Liverpool and Chelsea. We did our best to ignore the dead-pan Farsi voiceover commentary.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
SHOTGUN LEGISLATIVE FRAMEWORK
As the front passenger seat in the Hummer is the most comfortable, there is always heated competition for it’s use, especially on days with long stretches of driving. Through many heated arguments, stringent shotgun rules have gradually been established. The following are the CRAZYJOURNEY shotgun rules:
- Visibility: In order to call shotgun, the car must be visible by the caller.
- Outside: You must be outside and the driver must be in the process of leaving on a particular journey. A call cannot be made if there is a roof over the callers head, unless in a multi-storey carpark.
- Expiry: The reign of shotgun automatically expires if there are any substantial stops. This does not include petrol stops unless a meal was included in the petrol stop.
- Offside: In order for the shotgun call to be legitimate the caller must not be offside, ie in front of the driver as he walks to the car.
- Clarity: The shotgun call must be loud, clear and heard by the majority of passengers.
- Tie: A tie in a shotgun call between two or more people leads to a rock off showdown for shotgun position. Only one single rock off competition is acceptable.
- Tyre Lick: There is only one feasible method for a challenger to override a legitimate shotgun call. This is known as a ‘tyre lick’. The challenger can call ‘Tyre Lick’ and the driver who is a neutral party will be called upon to select with reasonable judgment and integrity a ten centimeter length on the front right tyre. A reasonable amount of pressure and tongue surface area must be applied during the lick. A majority of the tribunal must agree on the lick’s quality. Any evidence found of previous tampering of the tire by a tire licker results in a shotgun tribunal where a maximum fine of two weeks in the bitch position (back middle) can be given to the guilty party. If tyre lick is not performed, the shotgun tribunal can automatically serve a two trip bitch positioning. The tire lick can only be called up to the time the driver puts the keys in the ignition. (Footnote: The licker may not consume any liquid for 5 minutes after the tyre lick.)
- Not Bitch: A subsidiary battle after the shotgun call is the ‘Not Bitch’ call. This is only used when 5 passengers are in the Hummer. 2 successful callers get either window seat leaving one loser to ride bitch.
- Back-Left Call: Due to recent developments, a ‘Shotgun Back-Left’ call has become another heated battle. This successful call entitles the passenger to ride in the back-left passenger seat. The rules for this call are the same as the main shotgun call. (see aforementioned legislative articles 1-7). Two factors have led to the desirability of this call; 1-After the close call with the overloaded truck in India, shotgun riders now have to deal with a broken window, held up temporarily with paper splints and constantly sliding down which leads to noise and constant irritation. 2 –The TV screen in the back-right passenger position displays some DVDs only in black and white.
For footage of CRAZYJOURNEY’s first ‘Tyre Lick’, please view the video below with caution…
DAY 142 - 144: LAST DAYS IN DUBAI
We made the most of our last few days in Dubai by getting ourselves back into some sort of health by eating 3 meals a day again, having decent sleeps and going to the gym again.
Rhys and his Dune Buggy
After constantly putting it off, on our last day we took a day trip out on a desert adventure tour which kicked off with a dune buggy drive. Bouncing through gigantic sand dunes at over 60km/h in nothing more than a cage attached to a motor is definitely one of the most thrilling ways to experience the desert. Getting a bit cocky, we began to lose the run of it, tearing through the sand until Dave wrote his buggy off in a spectacular hurdle attempt.
The boys on some camels
After this high paced madness, we took a quick camel ride to a desert camp and gathered with other travelers for a barbeque, belly dancing and some sheesha, a favourite of ours since entering the Middle East. This flavoured tobacco smoked through a tall pipe and filtered through gurgling water, is an indispensible part of Arabian social life and a relaxing way to end the day.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
DAY 140 - 141: ANZAC DAY - GUEST BLOG APPEARENCE BY CHUCK
April 25th is a national day in Australia held in remembrance of the “diggers,” Australian and New Zealand soldiers who lost their lives in the Dardanelles in Turkey during the Second World War.
Chuck on the Beach
Rhys with the camels
Aussie Beach Volleyball Session
The following day we were invited around to Tim and Gill’s place again to make up for being locked out of afternoon drinks the day before and watch the Waratahs brilliant in the super 14. After a few very slow beers and a world class, hangover-busting surf n’ turf lunch cooked by Gill on the Barbie, things really gathered pace when Tim opened a few extra cases of beer and a bottle of Tequila, then Mark and Jess arrived, we put on Phil Collins and once again we had a party on our hands. Although it didn’t go on as late as the ANZAC day, we had a great time and thanks again to Tim and Gill for having us around to their place for a memorable afternoon.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
DAY 139 - RETURN TO DUBAI DAY 1
Back in Dubai today, we contacted the joke of a shipping agency who informed us that the next ship might be in two days but they weren’t sure. This was typical of the shoddy outfit and it left us not knowing our exact plan of action. We got ourselves back into the cheapest accommodation we could find again and needed to call the next day to find out further information.
That evening, as our luck would have it, one debacle led to another when the shipping company informed us that our car ferry was now stuck in Kuwait. This left us in the uncertain position of not knowing what date we could return to Iran. We finally came to an arrangement whereby the Hummer would travel on a separate ship, thus giving us another few days in Dubai. Hopefully the ferry does leave this time or we may as well start looking for jobs in Dubai because we can’t seem to leave this place!
Friday, April 25, 2008
DAY 136-138 - MUSCAT AGAIN and BACK TO DUBAI
Monday, April 21, 2008
DAY 135 - RAS AL HAAD TO MUSCAT
Sunday, April 20, 2008
DAY 134 - SUR TO RAS AL HAAD
Dave and Fintan near Sur
The Hummer nearly gets stuck!
Rhys outside our Barasti Huts in Ras Al Haad
The Spotted Morey Eel that nearly caught us snorkling!
Dave tries to knock Fintan off the floating pier while he's fishing!
We had a lovely fish dinner at the resort and met a nice English couple who were off-roading around Oman, as well as a travelling Australian couple. After dinner, Dave, Rhys and Fintan along with the other two couples headed to the main attraction in the area, Raz Al-Jinz beach, the Easternmost Point in the Arabian Gulf and a major nesting site for the endangered green turtle. 20,000 turtles return annually to this exact location to lay their eggs during night. The whole area is under government protection and we took a guided tour of the beach to witness these gentle giants nesting. As everyone knows, these guys don’t move too fast and the extraordinary process takes about two hours before they crawl back into the ocean.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
DAY 133 - MUSCAT TO SUR
Dave and Fintan had an early start, heading to the Irish consulate’s office in Muscat to collect our letters of recommendation before meeting the lads at the Saudi Visa agent’s office to hand in all our documents. The application process will take a few days, so its now the perfect time to hit the road south to visit other parts of Oman.
Friday, April 18, 2008
DAY 132 - MUSCAT DAY 3
After dropping Chuck home, Dave, Rhys and Fintan took a trip down the coast to visit Bandar Al Jissah, the picturesque location of the Shangri-La Hotel Resort. We couldn’t find our mate Talal in this massive and extravagant complex so instead we headed down the road to the Oman Dive Center, located in a picturesque cove with an amazing beach to swim in. We would’ve loved to have stayed in the resort’s Barasti Hut accommodation but this place is so popular that it’s actually booked out for the next 3 months! We soaked up the sun and had a relaxing time on the beach smoking some Shisha and having a few drinks before meeting Talal after his shift for a great buffet dinner there.
The Boys Getting Stuck into Omani Shisha! Note the Hilarious Poses....
Thursday, April 17, 2008
DAY 131 - MUSCAT DAY 2
Because of the Chinese debacle and a few other delays along the way during CrazyJourney, we’ve been a bit pushed for time, especially since we’ve set deadlines in Europe to meet the Paul Sokhi, Marty Spargo and a mob of Irish Hooligans. So needing to stick to a schedule, we thought it would be ideal to obtain a Transit Visa for Saudi Arabia and drive directly from UAE to Jordan, rather than taking a boat back to Iran and chinning a much bigger loop around Iraq to reach reach the same destination. We had heard stories that Saudi Transit Visas were notoriously difficult to obtain and as a westerner, dealing with the Saudis is almost impossible.
The Hummer outside The Sultan's Palace, Muscat
Once this was done, we took a drive to Muttrah, a lovely harbour port and also to Muscat’s old town. Muscat is a spotlessly clean low rise city. The highly respected Sultan Bin Qaboos, has opened up the country to tourism over the past 20 years and ensured that this sector’s development has not come at the detriment of the country’s natural beauty, peaceful atmosphere or national identity. While in the Old Town, we stopped to visit the Sultan’s magnificent Palace. Returning home, we stopped at one of the old coastal forts, overlooking the picturesque Muttrah.
Dave and Rhys look over a Foggy Muttrah
That evening, Rhys, Dave and Fintan went for dinner with Detta, Yayha a friend of Detta who worked in the Omani Government and his son Talal at a lovely restaurant by the sea. Interestingly enough, Talal had worked in Dublin for 5 years and we had a great laugh at his accent which had a slight Dublin twang when he spoke English.
As the tongues loosened up, plenty of stories started flowing. Yayha told us a cracker about his wealthy Arab friend who is 100 years old and had had 100 children, and constantly renews his supply of wives. Its reputed that the legend at his age, still has no need for Viagra to do the business! We finished up the night with a few drinks with the legend Talal, who is now a manager at the 6-star Shangri-La hotel in Muscat, so we promised to pay him a visit tomorrow.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
DAY 130 - MUSCAT DAY 1
The Crowne Plaza's Beach in Muscat
The Olympic Flame passes us by
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
DAY 129 - DUBAI TO MUSCAT, OMAN
We left Dubai late enough for the 5 hour drive down to Oman. Fintan had already been here but the rest of the boys didn’t know much about this country. The border formalities were relatively easy since they’re used to UAE cars coming down for weekend trips.
Monday, April 14, 2008
DAYS 118 - 128: DUBAI DAYS 1-10
Arriving into the city, we were instantly struck by the hyper-development being undertaken. The sheer scale and imagination behind some of the construction projects is incredible. Dubai’s vision, driven by it’s ruler Sheikh Mohammad, is to establish itself as a city like no other on Earth. Marveling at structures such as the ostentatious Burj Al-Arab, the World’s only 7-star hotel as well as the Burj Dubai, recently announced as the tallest building on Earth despite only being 75% complete, highlights Dubai’s over-the-top nature and craving for attention.
One project that nearly defies belief are the Palm Resorts which are being developed off the coast of Dubai. The first of the three Palms Resorts is almost complete and they intend for a million people to live there. As if this isn’t crazy enough, this is by far the smallest of the three Palm Resorts. On top of this, they’re also developing the World Resort, which is basically an island resort in the shape of the world, where prospective buyers can buy plots on their own countries.
Satellite Image of Dubai in 2000
The same Satellite Image, in 2008, complete with Palm and World Resorts!
There was plenty to keep us going during our week in Dubai. With an enormous selection of ultra-modern shopping malls, flamboyant hotels, chic nightclubs and every kind of restaurant under the sun, it all seemed a bit too easy for us here, especially considering the countries we’ve been travelling through for the past few months. The novelty of having a wide selection of decent places to eat was something we had almost forgotten about! We even felt spoilt with the option of going to the cinema!
When it comes to alcohol and nightlife, Dubai is extremely liberal for an Arab city. Since alcohol has been non-existent for us over the last few weeks, we indulged in a pint or ten of ‘The Black Stuff’ at Dubai’s Irish Village and visited some of Dubai’s best nightspots. Our favourite was Boudoir, where we had an amazing Tuesday night which happened to be ladies night so the place was packed out with Emirates and Eithad air hostesses. There’s about 10,000 Air Hostesses living in Dubai, arriving in Dubai, we all felt a bit like convicts being released from prison after travelling through strictly Muslim countries!
Dave and Rhys Going a bit mad at Boudoir Nightclub, Dubai...
The amount of money in this city can be seen everywhere and the best indication is the huge amount of top end cars tearing around the city. It gets to the stage where you don’t even look twice at Ferraris and Lamborghinis. In fact, Dubai was the first place where the Hummer wasn’t ogled at for once. And Liberty Automobiles who are the biggest Hummer dealer outside the US, were good enough to give the car a free service. However, we still couldn’t organize a new wing mirror, which is still hanging off after our incident with the overloaded truck in India!
Chuck with Russ and Tess
There’s a good expat contingent over here and we were lucky enough to know a few people who showed us around. A big thanks here to Russ and Tess for looking after us.
Fintan's second time wakeboarding...
Also a big thanks to Biffo, who brought Rhys and Fintan out for an amazing days wakeboarding near the Palm Resort!
Rhys gets involved on the Waterski
We took a day trip and headed Southwest for Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates. Much more conservative and laid back than Dubai, this city seems to retain a much stronger connection to the desert and it’s Arab culture. Luckily, the Red Bull Air Race was being held in the harbor during our visit and we spent a great day watching these agile racing planes race around a track at 400 kms per hour only 10metres above the water.
One of the Red Bull Planes zips near Fintan's Head!
Dave and Rhys watch one of the planes on the Big Screen at the Red Bull Air Race
We really spoilt ourselves with a 10 stay in Dubai and felt a million miles away from the countries we had just travelled through. It was a good chance to get our lives back in shape and look remotely healthy again! But Dubai isn’t a cheap city and although our serviced apartment acommodation was the cheapest we could find in the city, it was still by far the most expensive place to stay on CrazyJourney so far. Dubai is more of a high-end destination and doesn’t really cater to the backpacker on a budget! It was now time to get the show on the road again and head on to Oman, a country we had all been looking forward to for a long time.
Friday, April 4, 2008
DAY 117 - BANDAR ABBAS TO SHARJAH, UAE
Chuck waits for our Ferry to be unloaded at the Port in Bandar Abbas
At the customs offices, we met two other overlander groups, one Dutch couple and another German couple, who had just disembarked from the same ferry we were about to get on to. With not much time to spare until customs closed, we all rushed to the office to try and get the Carnets and passports stamped and obtain the exit permits for the car. Unfortunately we didn’t make it on time for the exit permits and were potentially in a bit of trouble to get the car on the ship.
Finally at 2am, the ship finally set sail for Sharjah with us being the only passengers onboard along with some cargo. Next stop Dubai and Oman!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
DAY 116 - BANDAR ABBAS DAY 2
So, stuck in this port town with little or nothing to see or do, we got stuck into a few books and even managed to find probably the world’s worst internet connection. Dave, Rhys and Fintan wandered down one evening through the street markets filled with smuggled goods of all descriptions ranging from fake cigarettes to Persian rugs. Usually hassled in these situations, the complete lack of western tourists in this region led to a more confused look from vendors rather than the usual attempt to rip us off. We were also struck by the number of women covered head to toe in black burqas and their astonishing ability to survive dressed like this in temperatures over 30 degrees.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
DAY 115 - BANDAR ABBAS DAY 1
That evening we came to realize very quickly that there was next to nothing to do in Bandar Abbas, so we all buried ourselves into books, with Dave and Fintan continuing our infinite mission to keep the blog machine going!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
DAY 114 - ZAHEDAN TO BANDAR E ABBAS
We left around lunchtime from Zahedan under army escort. We didn’t really get to see much of the town as we weren’t even allowed to leave the hotel. From what we did see, there wasn’t much going for it so we were happy enough to hit the road again. After about 50km, we had left the lawless Sistan Province, ending our two day army escort. It was funny enough at times but we were glad to finally see the back of them.
We decided to make the very long trip the whole way to the port town of Bandar Abbas, situated on the Persian Gulf and where our car ferry to the United Arab Emirates departs from. We had gotten word from the shipping company through some very broken English, that there was a ferry departing the next day at 9 in the morning so it was essential we made it to Bandar in one go.
Luckily enough, Iran has very good roads so we were able to average about 100km/h. We had one quick stop in Bam to go through the petrol ordeal again. Somehow a young soldier with a machine gun always seems to get involved. Bam once quite a popular tourist destination but was almost entirely wiped out by a massive earthquake in 2003. As it was getting dark, we didn’t hang around long and pushed on towards Bandar Abbas, finally arriving at 3am and absolutely ravenous. After a quick kebab we began the ordeal of trying to find a hotel when everything other than the odd burger joint was shut. After an hour of searching and with no luck, we decided to just have a kip in the car until we headed to the port in the morning.
Fast Food Joint, Bandar Abbas4 lads in a Hummer with about 20 mosquitos became unbearable to the point where Fintan and Chuck decied it would be better to sleep on the street. At this point we didn’t realize but it was a massive holiday period in Iran and there were hundreds of people camping on the beach so Fintan and Chuck just got involved! The only problem was that they had no idea how to assemble the tent, so Fintan just went ahead and used it as a duvet to protect himself from the mosquitoes. Chuck covered himself up in a sleeping bag and was constantly awoken by an old snoring Iranian woman and a pack of wild feral cats! This was up there with some of our worst sleeping arrangements on CrazyJourney so far!